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12 days of 420.

This is a very old recording of mine from when I was a total pot head. A pot smoking parody set to the tune of the 12 days of christmas. Even got played on some college radio stations in Canada. The quality is horrid but it still makes me giggle.

A drinking song I wrote a long time ago. Every time I say drunk you drink!

Well the night has it’s ways
Of holding you down
Of pinning you down
With its heart ache

And sometimes in the night
You will find a light
But it won’t come from above
It will come from her eyes

And in her eyes
One day that light will fade
One day that light will fade
And you won’t recognize

You’ll say “Sweet darlin’
Where have you gone, darlin’
Where have you gone, darlin’
Where did you go?”

Well she’s one with the night these days
And how the night has its ways
Of taking away
The ways you stay sane

She’ll fade into the night
And the light from her eyes
Won’t guide you home

I have dick dreams. These dreams have nothing to do with other people’s dicks. No, my dick dreams involve pussy.

Multiple pussies

Lone sexy pussies

Hairy Pussies

Waxed Pussies

Pussies with thick thighs

Pussies that are older

Pussies that are younger

Pussies that taste like cotton candy and feel like a slip and slide

Shower pussy

Sauna pussy

Pussy with eggs and bacon

Pussy with an ass that’s shakin’

Pussy in the morning

Pussy in the evening

Pussy at super time

When you put pussy in my face I will have pussy anytime.

Yeah that IS bagel bites, bitches.

My stomach has dreams too.

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She is the night

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